1. text

    The title of your father's profession is now your Time Lord/Lady name.

    princerammyz:

    aerodactylus:

    lorwhal:

    weirdkanjigirl:

    theknightlyreverie:

    The Director of Student Services,

    I’m just going to shorten that to

    The Director

    I have a stay-at-home dad so I’d be…

    The… The Homemaker? Maybe?

    Welp, that’s wonderful.

    The Machinist

    o-oh….

    The Director of Human Resources 

    Lotta directors…

    The Salesman

    ooohhh yeaa

    The Failed-Carreer-Military-Officer-Turned-Probation-Officer-Turned-Frozen-Food-Packager.

    Fuck that, let’s got with my step-father. I am The Landscaper.

    (Source: benbarnesistheswanqueen)

  2. 6 months ago 6,819 notes
    Notes
    1. coldasthewaters reblogged this from kageraptor and added:
      The Binder ….not bad….
    2. the-villainy-of-cuteness reblogged this from murasaki-sama
    3. murasaki-sama reblogged this from the-villainy-of-cuteness and added:
      a doctor!!! Stop making shit up!
    4. chaosvsclarity reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
      The Grave Digger This would be so much cooler if he didnt SUCK
    5. beccainastrangeland reblogged this from brainy-isthe-newsexy
    6. brainy-isthe-newsexy reblogged this from the-slinky-effect and added:
      The Electrician….fuck yeaaah
    7. the-slinky-effect reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
      The Lieutenant Commander
    8. misslovegood7 reblogged this from watercolorexpectations and added:
      The Tattoo Artist
    9. go-away-anderson reblogged this from watercolorexpectations and added:
      Pilot. How exciting.
    10. ruthlioncourt reblogged this from watercolorexpectations and added:
      have a father :l hahaha
    11. watercolorexpectations reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
      The President of Supply Chain I don’t even REMEMBER the rest, it’s really.. long Father really
    12. little-isbjorn reblogged this from theguilteaparty and added:
      The Teacher. I like the sound of that.
    13. theguilteaparty reblogged this from deatheaterpizzaparty and added:
      The Lawyer Politician.
    14. teaandtimetravelling reblogged this from sinistersartorialist
    15. awhisperinthewillows reblogged this from carryonmywaywardtardis
    16. qcq reblogged this from bowlof-oranges
    17. bowlof-oranges reblogged this from kneontiger and added:
      Your dad is a DJ? Legit. The ELECTRICIAN. zap!
    18. kneontiger reblogged this from dickromans
    19. carryonmywaywardtardis reblogged this from dickromans
    20. itstheeyeofthehawk reblogged this from dickromans and added:
      The Entomologist
    21. dickromans reblogged this from bforv
    22. midnightslover reblogged this from sinistersartorialist and added:
      The Unknown. I like it.
    23. ohmyj2m reblogged this from thedragonchilde and added:
      The Prison Guard. …. Did I come from Stormcage? Cause I’d be okay with that.
    24. sanjayawardialer reblogged this from mythomagic and added:
      (^awesome!) mine’s already taken but…. The Engineer I could go really specific and say…. The Electrical Engineer If it...
    25. renegadetimelady reblogged this from year-of-the-tiger and added:
      The Drug Dealer. I’m a super-renegade Time Lady.
    26. beautiful-thorn reblogged this from toastjesus and added:
      Nah it’s cool. You’ll be The Commander and I’ll be The Program Manager (lol reminds me of The Apprentice with the whole...
    27. toastjesus reblogged this from beautiful-thorn and added:
      Technical… Well,...xD. She did the time for it. I dunno o.o
    28. andheresmylittlesecret reblogged this from toastjesus and added:
      The Technical Engineer AWW YEAH
    29. speaksick reblogged this from phemiec and added:
      The Unemployed The Entrepeneur
    30. calamus-crest reblogged this from uberzers and added:
      The (unemployed) Investing Manager. ……..
    31. time-lady-emily reblogged this from soyrwoo and added:
      THE uh…i don’t exactly know what the title is, but he fixes a lot of electricity bound stuff. THE TECHNICIANERTHINGY. in...
    32. xxmissbrightsidexx reblogged this from trekkie12
    33. booksinboxes reblogged this from keep-calm-and-emrys-on and added:
      the Soldier and/or the Ranger. Okay yeah, that’s epic
    34. soyrwoo reblogged this from wolfman1001 and added:
      Hello, I’m the Investment Banker! I can’t save your planet, but I can help you sell your business! :D
    35. seanhagen reblogged this from lizcognito and added:
      The Teacher Not sure how I like the sound of that. Then again, my kid would be stuck with “The Programmer”.
    36. koreanmermaidpuke reblogged this from anthemofthefates and added:
      The Home Inspector. Dun, dun, DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!! :/
    37. anthemofthefates reblogged this from fais-ce-que-voudras and added:
      The Enterprise Software Architect I find this far too amusing for words and I’m not sure why.
    38. roofing-fort-worth reblogged this from weeaboosensei
    39. melybdenum reblogged this from kindofdistracting and added:
      Uhh. The Teacher or The Stay-at-home-dad or The Caretaker Oh caretaker is cool. I’m that one
    40. kindofdistracting reblogged this from panimi
    41. benbarnesistheswanqueen posted this

About

Search

People I follow